How to dodge a kiss 101

Dedicated to this bitch named Jo.

Okay so when me, amy and jo were at Del Taco today after we walked a million miles to drop off natalie at her house. We were talking about how this one ugly guy keeps on kissing jo and how all these other guys always kiss jo. Me and amy were like how hard is it to dodge a kiss? Like, really though? Hahaha. Soooo we came up with how to dodge a kiss 101.

1. Turn your head to the fucking side!
Seriously, thats all that it takes. Just turn your head to the fucking side Jo, it's not that hard. Sure it takes a couple of muscles in the neck to work but seriously, it's not that hard.

2. Pull your head back.
As simple as that.

3. The "talk to the hand" method.
Okay stupid bitches, here's what you do. You take your hand, doesn't matter which one, just take a hand. Lift it up, put it in front of his/her face and instead of kissing you, they will kiss your hand and if youre lucky, they'll just stop. Simple.

4. Flip your head to the side.
If you ask me, I will demonstrate it for you. All you do is entirely move your whole head, fling your hair so that it flys and then the kisser will miss its target.

5. Make the face.
To better the chances of dodging the kiss, do one of the above options and make the ugliest face possible. I mean a hella ugly face. Like wtf, you smell like shit!

6. Bonus method from Amy Fan: Just fart.
All you have to do is pass a little gas enough for him/her to smell and they will immediately back away. This is a guarenteed method.